Episodes
Nov. 17, 2023
Tree Obsessed
Lisa has her judgement pants on as she declares Sam is obsessed with finding decorations for her Christmas tree. Does your tree need a tree? Yes, yes it does Lisa if it makes Sam happy! Do you remember the Christmas oranges of your youth, what happen...
Nov. 10, 2023
The Gift Of Friendship
Lisa thinks they need to start working on the 'pod' part of their friendship. Sam disagrees! To start that process Lisa wants to give Sam the gift of friendship which is a t-shirt with her face on it! Ummmm, no! Have you talked to bananas recently an...
Nov. 3, 2023
Happy As A Pig In Sh*t?
Do we know if a pig is happy in shit? The phrase 'happy as a pig in shit' seems to suggest they are but Lisa is not convinced they are. If shit does make them that happy, is there something to it? Does your mood affect your walking speed and are you ...
Oct. 27, 2023
Cringe Worthy!
What do you find cringe worthy? Lisa thinks it's talking to dogs in a baby voice and Sam cringes at how some people pronounce the word important. Did you know that you can gauge the weather by how fast Lisa walks? Did you know that static electricity...
Oct. 20, 2023
The 80s Bathroom!
GenX we have a question for you, did your bathroom contain carpet and a dressed up toilet? If you said yes, you had an 80s Bathroom too! Every available inch of that toilet was covered in fuzzy fabric, and we can't forget the dribble mat! Lisa blames...
Oct. 13, 2023
Pumpkin Conspiracy
Lisa tempts Sam with a pumpkin carving contest. It starts as an innocent conversation about cheating, use of stencils when it takes a sudden turn and Lisa declares it a pumpkin conspiracy! Sam's plan has finally worked! How do you sing the song Head,...
Oct. 6, 2023
Water Slide Wedgie
It's never a good day when you get a water slide wedgie. Ouch! The take away from this is to follow the rules so you don't have to get your vagina replaced! However, a warning sign indicating women might lose their vagina might be helpful! Is Tay Tay...
Sept. 29, 2023
Crocs With Socks
Lisa is shaking her head at crocs with socks! All she does is judge, judge no matter what! Lisa has a cold and hates that she has to justify her cold while Sam shames Lisa's handwashing tendencies. Both have I shake my heads about public washroom eti...
Sept. 22, 2023
Jump In And Judge
Lisa is a jump in and judge kinda gal while Sam is more of a let's see what happens gal. Sorry Sophie Turner but Lisa is taking Joe's version of events! Will the Russian Twist exercise get rid of your menopausal belly? Do you shake your head at cars ...
Sept. 15, 2023
Let’s Paint
When Lisa starts off 'I need you to be open minded' nothing good comes from that statement. She is concerned that Sam doesn't have pictures on her walls so let's paint some! Hard pass for Sam! Do you give a shit or don't give a shit about how you loo...
Sept. 8, 2023
Leggings vs Leggins
Hypothetically if you can see the folds of one's butt cheeks in their leggings are they too tight? Lisa has discovered that there are two types of gals who wear leggings vs leggins. Lisa is back riding the bus and it truly is the gift that keeps on g...
Sept. 1, 2023
Never Again!!
Hey friends of the podcast Sam is still on holiday so the audio is a bit different but the funny is still the same!
It has been a tough few weeks for Lisa, as her life got packed up and relocated. She declares 'Never Again' because moving is a bitch!...
Aug. 25, 2023
Something Smells...
Something smells and it could be dirty period. Yes, there are certain smells that you just can't forget even though you wish you could! Lisa believes that fruit flies come from inside the fruit and Sam finally asks Lisa how her week has been after 36...
Aug. 18, 2023
It Will Kill You
Lisa now has evidence that water will kill you! She believes water needs a warning label! It's only mini sips of water for her! Lisa wonders what is the point of tube socks and Sam ponders a phrase used by her parents growing up. Dear Stayner, why ar...
Aug. 11, 2023
Up In Arms!
Lisa and Sam are up in arms over aeroplane aisles, not returning shopping carts, and the non blinker users. So many I shake my head moments as they realise they are going to be cranky old ladies shaming people in parking lots near you! What would you...
Aug. 4, 2023
Smells Like Fish?
Why do we associate the smell of fish with a woman's private region? Is it something we learned from our 70's mom? Why is fish so fishy anyways!? Lisa wonders if you can get away with scratching your privates in public. Does the TV show Alf need to c...
July 28, 2023
Seems Questionable!
So many things in this episode seem questionable. The origin of the bumble berry seems questionable and so does Lisa's transition to her sketcher years. Does the view lying down give you body confidence? Cottage cheese with mustard questionable? Is i...
July 21, 2023
Dirty Cake Money
Kids birthday parties are super fancy compared to the parties of our youth when we were excited to get money in the birthday cake. Yes, we were overjoyed with the dirty cake money! Think of all the hands that touched those coins before you popped it ...
July 14, 2023
Pillow Talk
Sam doesn't want to do it but Lisa needs to have a pillow talk. It is new pillow angst! Sleeping isn't happening and the Carpenters are on repeat! Are we getting password lazy and which Spice Girl are you? Dear McRib, Lisa misses you and wants to kno...
July 7, 2023
In Or Out?
Is it in or is it out? Where does ketchup live in your home? Is it the fridge or some random shelf all warm and disgusting! Does getting older mean we wear statement jewellery, slip on shoes, flowy clothing and check container sizes for the best deal...
June 30, 2023
Grocery Wars!!
Sam declares that Lisa makes lake grocery shopping not fun! Lisa can't help it that she has standards for bread and fruit. Sam is stressing out and Lisa is already mad! Go figure! Sam is rethinking her opinion about the Barbie movie and Lisa is shaki...
June 23, 2023
Swinging Unsupervised!
Lisa and Sam are shaking their heads at the 70's moms who let their kids go to the park by themselves. Lisa was going on her own at 4 yrs old (WTF) and her favourite pastime was swinging unsupervised as high as you could go! Those were good times, fr...
June 16, 2023
Is It Cake?
Lisa loves the tv show "Is it Cake?" and has a brilliant idea to launch another show where nothing is cake. It's called "of course it's not cake....I can't bake ''. Basically she is lying to people and no one will ever win the money. Is this the best...
June 9, 2023
Summer Camp Woes
Who has Summer Camp Woes, Lisa does! She started at young age of seven and it was the worst two weeks of her summer and the best two weeks for her parents! Did you know that Barbie was a surgeon, a pilot, a policewoman, a firefighter, and a film dir...