Episodes
June 9, 2023
Summer Camp Woes
Who has Summer Camp Woes, Lisa does! She started at young age of seven and it was the worst two weeks of her summer and the best two weeks for her parents! Did you know that Barbie was a surgeon, a pilot, a policewoman, a firefighter, and a film dir...
June 2, 2023
Cheese Chasers!
Lisa finally found the one thing Sam might do, chase cheese down a steep mountain! She wants to become a cheese chaser! Is winning 7 lbs of cheese worth a possible concussion? Besides Lisa, who else is hoping for good Duggar dirt? Should the tv show ...
May 26, 2023
Somebody Say Circus?
Lisa wants to join the circus and wonders if Sam wants to come along. Only if she can be the ringleader! Lisa wants to be the cotton candy lady so she can eat it all day long! Dear Starbucks, what's with the frozen butter? Do you think a hedge just w...
May 19, 2023
No Garden!
Lisa has successfully planted her garden...in her mind? Yes, she wants to garden and Sam is a hard no! There will be no microgreens in her future! Do you have a love affair with strawberry yoghurt and would you pose in a swimsuit at 81? Are we enteri...
May 12, 2023
Milk’s Back!
Just when you thought Lisa couldn't surprise you anymore she goes and brings milk back...for the summer! Apparently changing the container changes everything! Do fitbits have a design flaw or the easiest way to earn steps? Are you team banana split o...
May 5, 2023
We Have Company!!
We have company! Lisa and Sam are super excited to have Joanna or @unlearn16 as a guest! She's famous for her thought provoking videos and $15 dollar fast food challenges on tik tok. The ladies had the best time talking with Jo, comparing notes on co...
April 28, 2023
Dear God...WTF
Does God send you spam email? Lisa is getting emails from God and she isn't happy about it. Dear God, email someone else and stop speaking in third person, its creepy! What's the one word that creeps you out, could it be moist? If peanut butter could...
April 21, 2023
Good, Bad, or Indifferent!
Are you an over-thinker? Do you live your life in the stages of good, bad or Indifferent? Well, Lisa is there and is contemplating getting it as a tattoo! Sam wants her to apply the theory of 'how many fucks do I want to give' instead! Does your iPho...
April 14, 2023
What’s With The Clap?
Who decided we should clap? Could there be different kinds of claps like a bored clap, an excited clap, or an angry clap? So Lisa asks the question, what's with the clap? Do you get your history lessons from the Flintstones and if you can pick up you...
April 7, 2023
Just My Opinion!
It seems the ladies have put together a themed show called it’s “Just My Opinion". Yes, from your bottom face doesn't match your top face to wondering why someone would not use a face cream. This episode has got it all! Are lamb chops fancy meat, and...
March 31, 2023
Do We Act Our Age?
Do you feel you act your age? Lisa and Sam feel that they have not matured because one drinks out of an orange plastic cup and the other one doesn't have plates. If needed Lisa believes they could pull out the maturity but otherwise don't squash thei...
March 24, 2023
Adult Piñata Party
Having a bad day, husband pisses you off, got dumped or you just need to blow off some steam? Lisa and Sam are suggesting Adult Piñata parties! Smack that piñata with all your anger and be rewarded with snacks or possibly alcohol! You're welcome! Hav...
March 17, 2023
Loser With A Loop Hole
Lisa is a loser with a loop hole? Well, she was upset that she lost her New Year's resolution but was reminded she built in a loop hole! Yes, she forgot she set herself up for success either way! Are there any good 80's trends to bring back, and shou...
March 10, 2023
Let’s Pickle A Pickle!!
Let's pickle, pickles she says, it will be fun she says. Sam can not be swayed even if she has the pickling gene! Besides, isn't that what farmers markets are for? Does anyone watch the Oscars anymore and should Lisa invest in a bomber jacket? Early ...
March 3, 2023
You’re So Squirrelly!
What's Lisa contemplating late at night, well the crazy life of a squirrel of course! They are fast on their feet and big on nuts. That's so squirrelly! Are you getting horny.online.com texts and someone has admitted to being in her Canadian Tire yea...
Feb. 24, 2023
The Cucumber Special!
Winter has been tough and Lisa is thinking she is in need of a spa day. However, she wants no treatments and no touching! She's just there for the cucumber special! Someone needs a lesson in resting bitch face and forgot pancake Tuesday. Is retiremen...
Feb. 17, 2023
Toast Years?
Lisa is in her toast years and yes of course its slathered in PB&J. The beauty is that that combo knows no boundaries, it loves everybody! Lisa has killed Sam's fry spirit and does anybody really eat conversation hearts? Who doesn't like a bar that l...
Feb. 10, 2023
Shake It Till Ya Make It
Lisa's newfound obsession is the maracas. Just picture her with a big fruit hat and a flowy skirt shaking it till she makes it! It's her new motto!! Dear pigeons, you knew it wasn't going to end well for you, and can we all agree that 80s colognes sh...
Feb. 3, 2023
Wasted Thank You!
Lisa hates the phrase 'thanks in advance' because what if you don't want to help? It's too much pressure for the receiver, and should we be wasting our thank you's? What personality trait gets you into trouble? Lisa admits she's got a few! If you wer...
Jan. 27, 2023
Remember That?
Remember that big 80s hair, neon clothing, and Mom's drinking tab, with a player's light dangling from their fingers. Sam misses those days of not knowing any better, and Lisa just wants a plug-in electric can opener. How simple should eating fruit b...
Jan. 20, 2023
Salt It Up!
The most popular slang word in 2022 was salty, and Lisa was upset she missed out on the trend, or did she? Lisa is declaring 2023 a do over, salty's back! Let's salt it up! Would you pay to dance in public, and have you ever hurt your lunger? Have th...
Jan. 13, 2023
Killer Of Plants!
Lisa has found Sam's purpose, she needs to be a cactus mom. A cactus understands its fate, but Sam doesn't want to be a killer of plants! Does anyone else want to buy a friendship plant with Lisa? Did you know it's Mehuary, that weird weather that gi...
Jan. 6, 2023
Sit And Watch?!
What is the best way to test out a new exercise program? Well, for Lisa, it's sit and watch it for a week. Next week, you might progress to stand and start, but it's important to not rush yourself. Sweating to the 80s, anyone? Do you get bored with t...
Dec. 30, 2022
A Better Me?
Lisa goes deep in reflection and wonders, "Can I be a better me?" Sam laughs at this and wants zero to do with it! Lisa is dredging up non-essential bread again and establishing she is still a quitter. What will you bring into 2023? Lisa has a foolpr...