Episodes

Nov. 20, 2020

I Am The Walrus!

Big news!! Sam got bangs!! Yes, COVID is making us worried about our hair, again! Lisa got hers done too and it's cut short enough that she can survive a month or two on lock down. Lisa can not contain her excitement about h…
Nov. 13, 2020

Gargle and Spit!

The weather outside was frightful and that meant snow days for everyone!! The ladies are in good spirits but Lisa was thinking Mike should have gone to work anyways...too much time with the tall man?! Sam is soothing herself…
Nov. 6, 2020

American S**T Show!!

It's all about the US election for Lisa as she valiantly stayed up to the wee hours of morning gobbling up all the news. She felt a kinship to the citizens of the United States and considers herself an honorary Merican! Ther…
Oct. 30, 2020

I’m A Donut Queen!

The first step is understanding who you are and fully embracing it! Hi my name is Lisa and I am a butteriner and talkoverer!! Sam has found a cute new song to make her smile. There is a weird german song trying to be the nex…
Oct. 23, 2020

It’s Not A Clown Car!!

Sam starts off the episode declaring she's terrific and fantastic! Lisa reminds Sam she did say she was sooo pretty. It's unfortunate that it sounded insincere. LOL Lisa points out that Wednesday FB had her believing the McR…
Oct. 16, 2020

Really 2020!!

Lisa is causing trouble again with the whole six second rule. John pops in and mansplains the six second rule. Sam breaks it up with a shut the f%$@ up Lisa! It was Sam's birthday over the weekend and she got lots of well wi…
Oct. 9, 2020

Too Many Choices!

Sometimes you can't recreate what once was but in our case...yes you can!! We are back in Betty and after some semi decent pizza we get chit chatting away! Lisa isn't a very good friend because she can't remember what day Sa…
Oct. 2, 2020

Grill Cheeze Me!

Lisa is all sad about the Jays as they lost their 3 game series. Sam doesn't console her but just says it like it is, they suck! Sam reveals a new guilty pleasure in the new TV show 'I can see your Voice’. Lisa and the HHG a…
Sept. 25, 2020

Everything Has A Name!

We start off with high hopes, high apple pie in the sky hopes! Just a quick nod to John Jamingo, our audio editor and the feud between his Phillies and Lisa's Jays. Lisa reveals big news she is on the bike again and points o…
Sept. 18, 2020

Sauces Are Life!

As always Lisa feels the need to air our dirty laundry right off the hop.  John jumps in with his two cents and a bit of back and forth starts but Sam is having none of that! Sam explains to Lisa that nobody cares if we aren…
Sept. 11, 2020

Dancing With Tigers?!

We are feeling feisty tonight as we get down to recording. Lisa is making up phrases and words that make no sense and that's not new. She is convinced that she may have created a new word...she hasn't. The word cohort is top…
Sept. 4, 2020

Am I Glamorous?

It's officially September and sweater weather but there is no need to turn on the heat Michael Gibson! That red dot on their thermostat is the bane of Lisa's existence. Lisa rants on the color of Jon Bon Jovi's hair. Apparen…
Aug. 28, 2020

The Pampered Penguin

You know it's going to be a wild episode when we break into song,  one minute in. With the dog days of summer coming to an end that means Sam can go to bed sooner, those are the rules! We speak fondly about Domino's pizza be…
Aug. 21, 2020

Gardener You Ain’t!

When did the earth become hell?  This is how Lisa starts off the podcast so you know it's gonna be a good one!! We aren't in Betty as John points out and that starts a fun game of let's air our dirty laundry!  We think it's …
Aug. 14, 2020

You Aren’t The Winner!

What do weird voices, Domino's pizza and magical mushrooms add up to, recording day! Yup, we are eating pizza and talking about alternative pizza toppings involving magic mushrooms and marijuana! Lisa says she's never done d…
Aug. 7, 2020

Five Days Too Many!

Listener alert! We are at the lake and had to go old school and recorded it directly to podbean. We are on day 4 of 5 days too many with each other and the cracks are beginning to show! It's been hot and sunny at the lake an…
July 31, 2020

Just 1 Not 2

*Disclaimer** Our audio sounds a bit off due to some recording issues but we hope that doesn't deter you from listening to it.** Friends of the podcast this is such a great episode...I mean every episode is good right, but w…
July 24, 2020

You’d Be Annoying!

We were really looking forward to singing but John spoiled it by feeling better! It's probably for the best because Lisa is always off key! Lisa quickly admits to being a cookie monster. It's a cookie for breakfast, lunch an…
July 17, 2020

Secrets Second Cousin?

We needed space so we decided to record apart again....is that a secret or a lie? You won't find out unless you listen to the podcast. Sa. confesses that she needed a vacation from her vacation and Lisa finally admits she bu…
July 10, 2020

A Six Hour Tour?

We needed a car break from each other after a three hour trip turned into a six hour trip there and back! Sam reveals that she cooked all weekend and Lisa tries to convince her that it was to help her shine. Ya right!! Sam o…
July 3, 2020

All You Need Is....

Friends of the podcast it's a different start to the podcast as John pulls one over on us and it’s hilarious! We start off chatting about my eventful Sunday and how different grad is in Saskatchewan compared to Ontario. This…
June 26, 2020

She’s No Angel!

It's us again! Lisa feels a fight coming on due to unsettled weather! Sam shares her new drink of the summer, the Orange Julius Sparkler. Sam is the only one excited about it apparently. Lisa has to bring up my narly COVID t…
June 19, 2020

Not Everyone Loves You!

Why do we use the phrase 'hump day' to describe Wednesday? Lisa isn't a fan of the word and doesn't really like the phrase 'dry hump' either. She doesn't care to know what it means but hey if you know it, share it!  We start…
June 12, 2020

Hey Soul Sista!

We are back recording in Betty and it feels...awkward, hostile, like we were getting along better apart? Nahhh!! It's back to the good ole days of bickering back and forth! Ahh..it feels so right! Lisa has already put in a f…