Episodes

May 7, 2021

Urethra Franklin??

Lisa has a tendency to over share and she does not disappoint! Her Urethra Franklin is under the weather and Lisa goes into more detail then Sam wants to hear! TMI!! Lisa’s pee is in training to fly to Toronto. So Sam sugges…
April 30, 2021

Controversial Cheese?

Cheese is a very personal topic, there are emotions and sentimental attachments to the ones, you hate! Sam is going on record as it was Lisa's idea to do cheese, 'for one has to go'. Lisa did her bit to defend blue cheese (e…
April 23, 2021

They Were Canoodling!!

Lisa's observation for the week: why build the new BBQ if you're not going to use it. You know who is using it, those damn pigeons! The pigeons were canoodling under the BBQ cover! Picture the tall man wielding a broom and c…
April 16, 2021

Silent But Deadly

We all know Lisa over shares but did we need to know that she has the SBD's? Yes, she confesses that her most recent hot lips addiction is causing a gassy issue and they are silent but deadly!! Sam asks if she toots at work …
April 9, 2021

Cheer Captain

Lisa is proclaiming herself the world's Cheer Captain!! She is brimming with positivity and really horrible cheers! A cape is needed pronto! Your welcome world! Sam is less exciting, she's just waiting for her ankle and Lisa…
April 2, 2021

Problems Out Of Problems?

Sam was getting her exercise hop walking and for her efforts she got a boot instead of a cast! New cast, new you! Not to be left out, Lisa is new food, new season!! She is amping up her food game and bringing back spring and…
March 26, 2021

She’s Good!!

Sam confesses that she is a hot tomato and not in a good way! Lisa asks hot inside not outside? Ah, the fun of being injured. Sam has a new non paying job idea...virtual audience member. Friends of the podcast what show shou…
March 19, 2021

My Password Is...

Right off the hop Sam tries to solicit some sympathy from the friends of the podcast and Lisa puts a stop to that!! Lisa of course asks the most important question, panties off or on for surgery and was it maintained. She as…
March 12, 2021

Can’t Have It All!

It's been a weird week friends of podcast. Sam fell down some stairs and broke her ankle! Yup, she finally did it! She is at the BnB of Chez Sperling!! All she wants is to be put on the list and put back together!! The ladie…
March 5, 2021

Just Call Me Dora!

Sam is singing in the opening again and tries to rename the podcast, Sam and Lisa! Lisa quickly reminds her of their discussion four years ago that had Lisa getting her way on a technicality! Sam was utterly disappointed whe…
Feb. 26, 2021

Shut The F**k Up!!

Is it the stars, the moon or the hot sauces from last night's taste test giving the ladies a bit of grief, hard to tell with these two!. Lisa seems very concerned about Randy Jackson not being himself and Sam is just wonderi…
Feb. 19, 2021

I Hate This Stuff

Everything is all good and freaking awesome for the ladies this week. Sam appreciates the great suggestions for lotions that lotion. Lisa has high hopes for a continued conversation about lotions next week! She would like so…
Feb. 12, 2021

Dragon Slayer

Lisa will not be doing what she is told and Mother Nature is a rude, rude bitch!! Well, this is a fun start to the podcast! The ladies think Mother Nature was raised that way and decided to keep it MFing cold!! Sam is on vac…
Feb. 5, 2021

A Tall Dark Blonde

We all know Lisa loves herself a good haircut so Sam's new hairdo does not go unnoticed. The question Lisa poses 'have the bangs found a forever home'? Tune in and find out folks!! Sam is ready for spring but words like crip…
Jan. 29, 2021

They Hate Alf?

Things always get weird when Lisa and Sam start off with bad singing. It gets worse when Sam mentions she watched the biopic of Salt n' Pepa over the weekend. If only they were in sync and in tune! Lisa uses big adult swear …
Jan. 22, 2021

Hey Bobby Flay...

Sam's staycation is in full swing, bad hips and all. Lisa is the queen of staycation and could teach Sam a thing or too! Sam is living wildly through snacks during her staycation. It took everything Lisa had to not stay home…
Jan. 15, 2021

We See You!

It's blustery outside and Sam may have forgotten her name?! Lisa is prepped if the power goes out and of course Sam is taking her chances! Sam has the Popeye chicken sandwich sweats she is obsessed with them!! They ladies ar…
Jan. 8, 2021

Are They In There?

It's just another day in the neighbourhood if your local politicians also traveled over the holidays. Lisa and Sam have very strong opinions about that and Lisa is choked our friends to the south and didn't give her a heads …
Jan. 1, 2021

What Banana Are You?

Well friends of the podcast it's the last episode of 2020. It's been a bit of a year and Sam is feeling the effects of it while Lisa is lamenting over no more Christmas oranges. The ladies however got to interview the sister…
Dec. 24, 2020

If You Dare!

Christmas is two sleeps away and Sam is counting down the minutes. Lisa's attention wanders to why don't we eat more nachos? So much talk about nachos and we aren't sure why. The ladies had a wild night out with the HHG. The…
Dec. 18, 2020

Clothing Optional?

The mood for this week is take your panic and panic somewhere else. Yup, that's how the week has been friends of the podcast. Sam points out Lisa's inappropriate use of the Lord's name which somehow leads them to determine L…
Dec. 11, 2020

Oh Christmas Shrub!!

For the first time in a really long time Sam got a wee christmas tree, okay its a shrub but it still counts! Who has spirit, Sam does!! Lisa is concerned that she will forget to water the tree and is willing to text to remin…
Dec. 4, 2020

You’re Out Of What?

Lisa is wrestling with the red dot that controls her life and takes matters into her own hands. Sam confesses she doesn't shop like a Gibson and Lisa offers up part of her stash. Sam pictures herself yelling up her grocery l…
Nov. 27, 2020

Is It A Casserole?

Sam reveals that one of them is wearing a bra and the other is not. Its braless Wednesday! Lisa fires back with are you commando? Sam won't admit anything but Lisa is full on pj mode and ready for sleep. Sam is overwhelmed w…