Episodes
Aug. 20, 2021
Eating For Two?
The ladies are a day late and Lisa thinks their mojo is off! Lisa needs a friend and Sam needs to clarify if this is an HHG thing or a Sam thing before committing to helping. Lisa is experiencing a midlife crisis, she thinks she might be eating for t...
Aug. 13, 2021
It All Goes Back?
They're baaaacckkk!! Yes, Lisa and Sam survived their lake vacay! However, it almost derailed due to buns! How do buns ruin a vacation you ask! Well, if you're Lisa you reject the grocery store based on the due date of said buns and immediately put e...
Aug. 5, 2021
Our Best For You!
The ladies are on vacay but don't panic, they asked John the editor to put together some of their funny moments, past and present! However, before going into the clips, Lisa and Sam predict the level of burn/tan they will achieve on vacation, Lisa's ...
July 30, 2021
Yes, That Laurie Gelman!
OMG!! Lisa and Sam interviewed Laurie Gelman! Yes, that Laurie Gelman! She came to chat about her newest release, Yoga Pant Nation! The ladies got her to play their favorite game, This or That and she gave them an exclusive!! What!! Sam is excited ab...
July 23, 2021
She Reads To Me
It's a momentous occasion, Lisa has found a book to read/listen to! Laurie Gelman is personally reading(via an audiobook) to Lisa her book Yoga Pant Nation. Even better, she got Laurie to agree to come on our podcast! What!! So crazy!! Sam is sad ove...
July 16, 2021
Where’s My Weenus?
Is your weenus hot? Well, first it's not what you think (not a penis) and when asked Lisa had to google because she didn't believe the HHG! John was helping the ladies record and driving him crazy like always! Lisa reassured John that they will stil...
July 9, 2021
I Maced My Face!
Have you ever wondered what happens when you don't read the fine print, you mace your face! Lisa sprayed that spf with great gusto on her face and thus began the story of the broken eyes! They burned, they puffed up, they were sensitive to the sun an...
July 1, 2021
It’s Like A Souffle
What does a waist slimmer have to do with a souffle? Well it's what your muffin top looks like when it does not stay tucked in! Right Lisa!? She spills the beans that they are looking ugly and Sam didn't want the cat let out of the bag! Sam claims to...
June 24, 2021
Is This A Weed?
Sam confirms John held out and only just now ate his kryptonite, tapioca pudding. Sam's are swedish berries and for Lisa it's anything that will break her tongue! Yes, she got crazy with some dill pickles and cucumbers and vinegar. Dear garlic dill p...
June 18, 2021
We Excel At...Nothing!!
What happens when one of your favorite 80's singers turns sixty? Well if you're Lisa and Sam, you immediately compare lives and decide you're a slacker! They have consistently done nothing decade after decade. Now that's maintaining!! Sam is free and...
June 10, 2021
Hello Summer Donuts!!
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**There's a little extra at the end**
Lisa and Sam are beyond excited that Krispy Kreme has made summer donuts!! They are light and fresh glazed mas...
June 4, 2021
Prepared By Others!
**Extra content alert** Keep listening till the end!
Big reveal this week on the podcast! Sam and Lisa admit to liking all things being prepared by others! This is more of a shock coming from Chef Lisa who swears she can cook....hmmm really? She feel...
May 28, 2021
Not Mr. Freezie!
Sam thinks it's fantastic news that Mr. Freezies has been kicked to the curb and Lisa is taking it personally. Lisa stopped replying on Tuesday because she couldn't type through the tears! Good grief! She claims it's the Alf incident all over again! ...
May 27, 2021
Not Mr. Freezie!
Sam thinks it's fantastic news that Mr. Freezies has been kicked to the curb and Lisa is taking it personally. Lisa stopped replying on Tuesday because she couldn't type through the tears! Good grief! She claims it's the Alf incident all over again! ...
May 21, 2021
I Might Be Vegan?
Lisa proclaims she's a vegan after eating vegan popcorn. Sam challenges that proclamation with a deluge of questions which has Lisa on the defense! Apparently she isn't ready to go all in but believes she is still only six degrees from veganism. WTF!...
May 20, 2021
I Might Be Vegan?
Lisa proclaims she's a vegan after eating vegan popcorn. Sam challenges that proclamation with a deluge of questions which has Lisa on the defense! Apparently she isn't ready to go all in but believes she is still only six degrees from veganism. WTF!...
May 14, 2021
People Love Them!?
Lisa and Sam got schooled about crocs from their friend of the podcast Kameron Parker. The ladies recognize their narrow mindedness about crocs so they compromise by promising to buy a pair and test them out at the lake! If they get lost or float awa...
May 7, 2021
Urethra Franklin??
Lisa has a tendency to over share and she does not disappoint! Her Urethra Franklin is under the weather and Lisa goes into more detail then Sam wants to hear! TMI!! Lisa’s pee is in training to fly to Toronto. So Sam suggests that she wear Depends o...
April 30, 2021
Controversial Cheese?
Cheese is a very personal topic, there are emotions and sentimental attachments to the ones, you hate! Sam is going on record as it was Lisa's idea to do cheese, 'for one has to go'. Lisa did her bit to defend blue cheese (ewwww) with no avail. Sam f...
April 23, 2021
They Were Canoodling!!
Lisa's observation for the week: why build the new BBQ if you're not going to use it. You know who is using it, those damn pigeons! The pigeons were canoodling under the BBQ cover! Picture the tall man wielding a broom and cursing at the pigeons! Sam...
April 16, 2021
Silent But Deadly
We all know Lisa over shares but did we need to know that she has the SBD's? Yes, she confesses that her most recent hot lips addiction is causing a gassy issue and they are silent but deadly!! Sam asks if she toots at work and Lisa exclaims, I'm not...
April 9, 2021
Cheer Captain
Lisa is proclaiming herself the world's Cheer Captain!! She is brimming with positivity and really horrible cheers! A cape is needed pronto! Your welcome world! Sam is less exciting, she's just waiting for her ankle and Lisa thinks talking sweetly to...
April 2, 2021
Problems Out Of Problems?
Sam was getting her exercise hop walking and for her efforts she got a boot instead of a cast! New cast, new you! Not to be left out, Lisa is new food, new season!! She is amping up her food game and bringing back spring and summer foods now!! Sam ha...
March 26, 2021
She’s Good!!
Sam confesses that she is a hot tomato and not in a good way! Lisa asks hot inside not outside? Ah, the fun of being injured. Sam has a new non paying job idea...virtual audience member. Friends of the podcast what show should Sam try to get on? Lisa...