Episodes

Inspirational Panties, DIY Denim Disasters and Squirting Sausages
Nov. 28, 2025

Inspirational Panties, DIY Denim Disasters and Squirting Sausages

Ever wished your underwear could tell you what day it is? Lisa wants to bring back the days-of-the-week panties but for adults! Would inspirational messages on your undies help you through a blurry week, Have you mourned the ...
Comfy Pants, Sloppy Crocs and Couch Naps
Nov. 21, 2025

Comfy Pants, Sloppy Crocs and Couch Naps

Is the true holy grail of after-work life comfy pants and no bra? Do you secretly judge folks who rock their “home” look in public, or are you one of the bold ones? Have you ever tried tracking down someone with a single slop...
Santa's Lap, Grilled Cheese Heaven and Boob Relocation
Nov. 14, 2025

Santa's Lap, Grilled Cheese Heaven and Boob Relocation

Is sitting on Santa’s lap a charming tradition or a dated, uncomfortable ritual in need of a Mrs. Claus chaperone? Are grilled cheese sandwiches truly capable of healing emotional wounds you never knew you had? Do you think h...
Advent Angst, Retail Rants and Mediocre Meals
Nov. 7, 2025

Advent Angst, Retail Rants and Mediocre Meals

Are Advent calendars actually a gateway to disappointment, or are they a legitimate excuse to eat twenty-four chocolates in one go and call it "practice"? Do you shop at messy stores and secretly judge everyone’s plaid pajama...
Washroom Woes, GenX Snacks and Signs From Above
Oct. 31, 2025

Washroom Woes, GenX Snacks and Signs From Above

Did you ever buy a childhood snack like Wagon Wheels only to discover they’ve shrunken and taste like waxy disappointment? Can you ever trust a bathroom shared with strangers after spotting mystery wipes and questionable hygi...
Bush Thongs to Breastfeeding: We Got Questions
Oct. 24, 2025

Bush Thongs to Breastfeeding: We Got Questions

Does news of thong underwear with a faux bush make you want to start a game show called “Grow That Bush!”? Would you too question breastfeeding a nine-year-old or do you just throw your hands up and back away beep-beep-beep s...
Katy Perry, Justin Trudeau and Other Modern Disasters
Oct. 17, 2025

Katy Perry, Justin Trudeau and Other Modern Disasters

Are we shocked at the possibility of Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau’s yacht-side romance, or did you just wonder why JT was wearing blue jeans with no shirt? Are granola bars really the jazzed-up adult snack we deserve or just...
Pumpkin Spice, Oven Mitts and Other Fall Confusions
Oct. 10, 2025

Pumpkin Spice, Oven Mitts and Other Fall Confusions

Is pumpkin spice actually a flavor, or did it just launch a seasonal cult complete with emotional support lattes and invisible scarves? Does the humble oven mitt deserve your trust, especially if it comes from the dollar stor...
Adult Soothers, Fruit Cups and Gen X Drama
Oct. 3, 2025

Adult Soothers, Fruit Cups and Gen X Drama

Remember the good old Gen X days with fruit cups and metal tins? Samantha admits to licking the fruit cup tin lids, while Lisa claims she was strictly warned by her mom not to. Did your mom have lid-licking rules? Are adult s...
Trump, Chicken Wings and Signature Outfits
Sept. 26, 2025

Trump, Chicken Wings and Signature Outfits

Is it finally time for Lisa and Samantha to get their own signature outfits? Are matching tracksuits truly the height of iconic duos, or just Lisa’s latest scheme to glitter and glow? That’s a hard no from Sam! Are you team c...
Sneezing: The Orgasmic Imposter
Sept. 19, 2025

Sneezing: The Orgasmic Imposter

Why does Lisa have to take her glasses off every time she sneezes? Is eight sneezes in a row a superpower or a family curse? Can sneezing be likened to an orgasm? Is it really possible to be an "unagitated agitator" or is Lis...
Best Before Dates: The Ultimate Food Conspiracy
Sept. 12, 2025

Best Before Dates: The Ultimate Food Conspiracy

Is there a secret society of food testers deciding your milk's "best before" date, or is it all just a conspiracy? Ever wondered if pumpkin spice has taken over the world, infiltrating everything from lattes to your morning t...
Tarot Card Warnings: You're Screwed
Sept. 5, 2025

Tarot Card Warnings: You're Screwed

Are online tarot readings just a money grab, or is Lisa truly doomed after pulling the Fool, the devil, and the Tower of Destruction? Will the "dark times" readings make Lisa paranoid or will she just roll her eyes? Can you a...
Crackhoe Motels, Slush Puppies and Beet Salad
Aug. 29, 2025

Crackhoe Motels, Slush Puppies and Beet Salad

Do beets make anything else "beet red" besides your salad? Lisa finds out and feels the need to share. TMI? Will Lisa survive not getting her blue slush puppy? Have you ever survived a sketchy crack-ho motel and lived to tell...
Stage Lights to Tail Lights: Air Canada's Strike Detour
Aug. 22, 2025

Stage Lights to Tail Lights: Air Canada's Strike Detour

Lisa and Sam survived their first ever live show but can anyone really survive a three-day, cross-Canada road trip - sketchy motels, epic snoring, questionable bathrooms and all, without losing their minds (or sense of humor)...
Craving Control: A Bite-Sized Battle
Aug. 15, 2025

Craving Control: A Bite-Sized Battle

Can you really ration an individual sized bag of chips so you don't eat them all. Is Lisa's "chip roll-up" technique dieting genius or just plain laziness? Is delivering fancy food ruining our food experiences? What is the pu...
Grocery Store Gladiators: Conveyor Belt Battle
Aug. 8, 2025

Grocery Store Gladiators: Conveyor Belt Battle

Does anyone actually follow the unwritten rules of the grocery store? Lisa faces the ultimate checkout dilemma when someone skips the sacred divider stick. Would you give them the death stare? Is Lisa's bad influence to blame...
Meh: A Viral Tug Of War
Aug. 1, 2025

Meh: A Viral Tug Of War

Are you team "meh" or does that little word drive you nuts like Lisa? Lisa and Sam kick things off with a heated debate over the true meaning (and rudeness) of "meh" and if it's the verbal side-eye of our generation? Should y...
Kiss Cam Chaos, Colbert's Curtain Call & That Epstein Guy...Again
July 25, 2025

Kiss Cam Chaos, Colbert's Curtain Call & That Epstein Guy...Again

Can a kiss cam be considered a spy cam if it's out in public? Will Colbert go out with a bang or a boom? When will that Epstein guy just fade into the background? Should giving a urine sample come with hazard pay for the coll...
Fiber Fiascos & Sunburned Sass
July 18, 2025

Fiber Fiascos & Sunburned Sass

Is Lisa on a mission to eat healthier or just on a collision course with fiber overload? Do fruits and veggies need warning labels? Did their vacation bring sun, fun and unexpected freckles or just sunscreen regrets and burnt...
Girl Dinner & Grocery Bag Battles
July 11, 2025

Girl Dinner & Grocery Bag Battles

What is a "girl dinner" and does it involve pate, grilled cheese or just skipping dinner all together? Ever find yourself carrying 15 grocery bags just to avoid a second trip? Is it selfish to skip buying milk and pop because...
Diary Of A Domestic Slacker
July 4, 2025

Diary Of A Domestic Slacker

Do chores get you down and are you one step away from sayin, fuck chores? How many "thank you's" until you sound unhinged or do you Sprinkle thank you's like confetti? Is coffee a brainwashing cult or the only way to survive ...
Praise Be...To What Exactly?
June 27, 2025

Praise Be...To What Exactly?

Do you find yourself puzzled by phrases like "praise be"? Lisa is on a mission to figure out exactly what she's supposed to be praising and to whom! Have you ever hurt your tongue eating a childhood snack?Do you love or hate ...
Calories: The Unseen Enemy
June 20, 2025

Calories: The Unseen Enemy

Lisa wonders if calories have it out for her, while Samantha insists personal choices are the real culprit-is it obsession or just accountability? Are you on the hunt for a good neck cream? Would you brave the trendy peanut b...