Episodes

Dec. 20, 2024

The 80s Dexatrim Diet: Full Speed Ahead

Remember in the 80s when you could buy speed in pill form...oh those Dexatrim days. Have you ever questioned why Hickory Farms has non-refrigerated meats and cheese? Is Lisa in menopause denial? Why aren't hairy women as acc…
Dec. 13, 2024

Gods B List: A Spiritual Shortcut With A Side Of Judgement

Do you think God has a B list? Lisa is worried she is on it and hopes there might be a spiritual shortcut to the Alist. How do you navigate those awkward moments when you can't recall a familiar face's name but then overcomp…
Dec. 6, 2024

Hooters Intrigue: Lisa Dares And Sam Despairs

Are you going to Hooters for the wings or the experience? Lisa dares to try it and Sam is desperate not to! Why aren't we like Taylor Swift? Is it genetics or laziness thate keeps us from being them? Should we be checking in…
Nov. 29, 2024

Poop Shake, Generational Quirks and Divine Debates

Would you try the new tik tok Poop Shake to lose a few pounds? Lisa feels this is in her wheelhouse, cause she can poop! Is there a generational divide when it comes to wooden vs plastic utensils? How's your 2025 shaping up,…
Nov. 22, 2024

Swiftie Scams, Midlife Mayhems and Santa's Background Check

Kindness did not find its way to a few Toronto swifties who went ticketless. Would you fall prey to a ticket scam? Is anyone else experiencing the 34 possible symptoms of menopause? Do you shake your head at icy windshields?…
Nov. 15, 2024

Diaper Drama, Bread Battles and Senior Menu Scams

Are Tenna underpants for men the adult diaper disaster we can't unsee? Lisa is a one woman show in a bread battle of her own making. Senior menu discounts, great idea or total scam? Is parking an art form? Will the election …
Nov. 8, 2024

Trump Wins, Winter Vagina And The Just In Case Pee

Is the American political saga the weirdest reality TV show that will never end? Have you ever experienced the "winter vagina" and do you do the "just in case pee"? Will Lisa finally figure out how to use the advent calendar…
Nov. 1, 2024

Gluten Free Glitches

Do you have difficulty understanding gluten? Lisa believes rice has gluten and pancakes are gluten free if you omit the eggs! Huh? Would you want to be walked if you were a dog? Dear Starbucks, why are there five of you but …
Oct. 25, 2024

Impulsive Sharing

Are you the type of person who verbalizes every thought? Does that impulsive sharing get you into trouble like Lisa? Do you have a food that haunts you from your youth? Does the idea of a weighted blanket make you feel cozy …
Oct. 18, 2024

Breaking News: Alex Brown Stops By To Chat

What's better than two co-hosts, well it's adding in a third! Alex Brown joins the ladies and brings insights, good humour and a few ISMHs. Everyone weighs in on the best butter tart and a backroads butter tart tour is born.…
Oct. 11, 2024

Celebrity Shame and The Netflix Game

Are Garth Brooks and P. Diddy trading scandalous headlines or is it one sided? Lisa has finally discovered the joy of Netflix but will she go beyond serial killers and movies that make her cry? What’s the deal with unsalted …
Oct. 4, 2024

Bady Daddy Drama and Potluck Trauma

Who invented the phrase "baby daddy" and why do we continue to use it? Maybe it should be shut up daddy? Potlucks, are they fun communal feasts or just an opportunity to be traumatised? GenX the so-called "unreachable genera…
Sept. 27, 2024

Decadent Disasters and Preplanned Farts

Could a decadent cookie be considered a disaster or worth the calories? Is chili a forgotten food or just a preplanned farting event? Is a GPS a modern day security blanket we've come to rely on or a misdirection magnet? The…
Sept. 20, 2024

Don't Flush That!

Have you ever been puzzled by bathroom instructions? Lisa spots an odd toilet paper sticker and has to ask-who's flushing toilet paper rolls? Big glasses or small glasses, what will Lisa choose? Could you handle soup next to…
Sept. 13, 2024

Walmart Woes, Mascara Mishaps and The Power Suit

Ever wondered why finding an exit at Walmart feels like a quest for the Lost Ark? Does buying an environmentally friendly mascara make you an environmentalist? Has the power suit made a comeback and does anyone look good in …
Sept. 6, 2024

Dodgeball Diplomacy, Wordle and The Flintstones

Could a game of dodgeball solve our adult problems? Can playing menopausal wordle help your brain fog? Does the timeline of prehistoric events include The Flintstones? Will Lisa and Sam dominate their fantasy football league…
Aug. 30, 2024

Peanut Butter Etiquette, Dining Disasters and Old Lady Hands

Should we debate the etiquette of whether to clean the knife in between spreading each condiment? Are you a licker or a finger swiper? Do you send bad food back or do you suffer in silence? Are your hands showing signs of ol…
Aug. 23, 2024

Croc Confessions, Thong Sightings and The Time Out Mom

Are crocs the ultimate comfy shoe or a fashion travesty? Lisa confesses that in a moment of weakness she too wore crocs. Are thong bikini bottoms for men ever really appropriate out in public? Why do kids today get away with…
Aug. 16, 2024

Travel Tales, Bestie Bracelets and Washroom Woes

Is it possible to sync up bathroom breaks while traveling and why does deciding where to eat become a test of wills? Sam brings bestie bracelets back on her terms and Lisa is wearing hers out of spite! Would you get tripped …
Aug. 9, 2024

GenX Grooves, Penis Gate 2024 and Crossbody bags

You are excited to be at the Billy Idol/Platinum Blonde concert and realize it's really a GenX gathering. Then your judgement pants kick in and you critique their fashion choices! Is "Penis Gate 2024" a contender for the mos…
Aug. 2, 2024

Airplane Attire, Fantasy Football and The Pickle Craze

Lisa and Sam dive into the viral trend of wearing sweats on a plane. Is it important to present well in public? Sam has joined the fantasy football league, do you think she could win it all? Is the pickle craze something you…
July 26, 2024

Olympic Buzz, Vaseline Tricks and Kamala Harris

Are you excited for the upcoming Olympics? Lisa is staying up late and Sam is only watching Snoop Dog content! Is Vaseline a cure-all for everything, including the more unconventional uses? Sleeping with tape over your mouth…
July 19, 2024

Prayer Lines, Stanley Cup Fun and Soap Dispensers

Have you pondered the cleanliness of soap dispensers? Can you survive the Stanley Cup slushy drinking game? What's the deal with TV evangelists and their not-so-subtle prayer phone lines? Are you feeling nostalgic for 90s be…
July 12, 2024

Condiments, GenX and Sainthood Skepticism

Shake your head with Lisa and Sam about condiments, the disappearing treasures of GenX, and more!