Episodes

Midlife Meltdown, Dirty Sodas & Karen Carpenter
June 5, 2026

Midlife Meltdown, Dirty Sodas & Karen Carpenter

Feeling one minor inconvenience away from losing your mind? Are you on the verge of becoming “that person” who loses it over ridiculous things? Has the buffering wheel on your computer ever made you feel personally attacked? ...
Crop Tops, Patio Creeping & Braless Freedom
May 29, 2026

Crop Tops, Patio Creeping & Braless Freedom

Is the return of wide-leg pants and crop tops helping you relive the glory (and fashion confusion) of the '90s, or just reminding you of those hefty brown velour couches and turquoise Navajo décor? Do you spy on passersby fro...
Weather Obsessed: The New Midlife Personality
May 22, 2026

Weather Obsessed: The New Midlife Personality

Have you developed a whole second midlife personality dedicated to weather commentary? Are you morphing into your 80-year-old dad, texting weather warnings nobody asked for? Will three different weather apps give you the answ...
Bruschetta, Boxed Wine And Stupid Mistakes
May 15, 2026

Bruschetta, Boxed Wine And Stupid Mistakes

Have you ever realized an urgent bruschetta craving could qualify as a full-blown crisis? Is “bruschetta on the brain” a real condition—and should snack fixations come with emotional support? Do you judge wine drinkers by the...
White Panties, Dolly Parton & Patio Season
May 8, 2026

White Panties, Dolly Parton & Patio Season

Why do panties come in packages with one rogue white pair? Is it the ultimate confidence test or just a disaster waiting for a splash of coffee, a loose laugh, or a bad period day? Is Dolly Parton allowed to age, or do we all...
Appetizer Angst,  Hormones and Adult Lunches
May 1, 2026

Appetizer Angst, Hormones and Adult Lunches

What even is an “adult lunch”? Is a frozen meal equal to a sandwich and do chips count as a side or the whole plan? Would you be annoyed if your doctor refused to test your hormones because you’re “not there yet”? Why do wome...
Pale Ankles & Salty Snacks: A Canadian Survival Guide
April 24, 2026

Pale Ankles & Salty Snacks: A Canadian Survival Guide

Is spring really a season, or just a mindset? Is it finally time to liberate your ankles from winter boots even if there’s 20 centimeters of snow on the way? Could baring your blindingly white limbs in April count as an act o...
500 Episodes of Judgement, Sass & Laughter
April 17, 2026

500 Episodes of Judgement, Sass & Laughter

What makes a friendship last 500 episodes, twisted honesty or relentless mockery? Will Lisa and Sam ever agree on anything and are they just saying what everyone else is thinking (but not brave enough to admit)? Will arguing ...
Lazy Shoes, Cheap Bananas & Ridiculous Menus
April 10, 2026

Lazy Shoes, Cheap Bananas & Ridiculous Menus

Are bananas suspiciously immune to inflation, or just nature’s favorite budget-friendly fruit? Is it time to launch a banana conspiracy theory, or should we just be grateful for a cheap snack? Should you embrace the family pa...
Saucy Mayhem, Chip Clips & Unhinged Opinions
April 3, 2026

Saucy Mayhem, Chip Clips & Unhinged Opinions

Are you feeling lost in the barbecue sauce aisle? Has “Bold and Bossy” got you questioning your entire sauce identity? Is choosing a new condiment supposed to feel this stressful? Should you just settle for the tried and true...
Broken Boots, Hillbilly Jeans & Spa Day Squabbles
March 27, 2026

Broken Boots, Hillbilly Jeans & Spa Day Squabbles

Have you ever panic-bought boots that now collect stylish office dust, while your favorite pair splits in half but still gets you through the day? Do your socks seem to change your mood, depending on whether they’re warm or d...
Kegels, Food Fails & Gen X Memories
March 20, 2026

Kegels, Food Fails & Gen X Memories

Is the sound of melting snow outside your office the Pavlovian bathroom trigger you never saw coming? Have you ever found yourself contemplating whether Kegels are a bladder workout, a ticket to youthful glory, or is the secr...
Fruit Cups, Bowling Shoe Nightmares & The Bro Code
March 13, 2026

Fruit Cups, Bowling Shoe Nightmares & The Bro Code

Are you obsessed with fruit cups… or is it just the syrupy sugar you’re really after? Does your inner 9-year-old still sneak sugar whenever possible? And honestly, should fruit cups come in adult-sized portions, or are they f...
Slippery Stories, Boybands and Midlife Mayhem
March 6, 2026

Slippery Stories, Boybands and Midlife Mayhem

Can you spot a professional "ice walker" in the parking lot simplyby the fear in their shuffle? Have you ever narrated your own step-by-stepparking lot journey only to realize you’ve become the star of your own nature docum...
Coffee Pot Panties, Grapefruit Regrets & Saggy Boobs
Feb. 27, 2026

Coffee Pot Panties, Grapefruit Regrets & Saggy Boobs

Would you wash your underwear in a hotel coffee maker…or is that travel hack where you even draw the line? Why does buying one grapefruit suddenly make Lisa believe she’s entering her “grapefruit girl era” — only to discover ...
Savvy Observations: From Camel Toes to Mediocre Men
Feb. 20, 2026

Savvy Observations: From Camel Toes to Mediocre Men

Is camel toe back…or are pants just fighting women now? Why are mediocre men walking around with the confidence of a Marvel superhero? Frozen canned juice disappearing like it’s not a full on Canadian childhood emergency? Als...
Angel Wings: Take 'Em and Shove 'Em
Feb. 13, 2026

Angel Wings: Take 'Em and Shove 'Em

Lisa has declined angel wings in the afterlife, citing fashion concerns. Samantha believes this may impact her final destination. If you’ve ever: • Judged someone silently in a public bathroom • Treated true crime like a life...
Fashion Flops, Shankle Season and Misguided Compliments
Feb. 6, 2026

Fashion Flops, Shankle Season and Misguided Compliments

Are you mystified by the cult of the shankle those brave ankles emerging prematurely at the first hint of spring? Can midlife women find a place to shop when everything is cropped and caters to the under-25 crowd? Is plaid ev...
Bras, Pleated Pants And The Audacity Of It All
Jan. 30, 2026

Bras, Pleated Pants And The Audacity Of It All

Is your bra secretly plotting the course of your entire day, transforming from trusted friend to rib-crushing adversary before lunch? When exactly did weekend comfort boil down to finding the least mean-spirited bra in the dr...
Questionable Hygiene, Steak Regrets and Midlife Rants
Jan. 23, 2026

Questionable Hygiene, Steak Regrets and Midlife Rants

Do you question society’s hygiene habits? Is midlife really just about hating change, or is it about finding perfection in the same old experiences? Could your steak disappointment actually be a sign of maturity? Are you baff...
Midlife Madness: Fake Teeth, French Onion Soup & Impatience
Jan. 16, 2026

Midlife Madness: Fake Teeth, French Onion Soup & Impatience

Is impatience really just a desire for efficiency, or is Lisa in denial about her lack of patience? Do you get annoyed by slow elevators, drive-throughs that don't zigzag fast enough, or people who don't reply right away? Is ...
Manageable Meat, MTV Memories And Midlife Exhaustion
Jan. 9, 2026

Manageable Meat, MTV Memories And Midlife Exhaustion

Is there really such a thing as "manageable meat," or is Lisa's quest for the perfect bacon just another midlife crusade? Do you find yourself lost between crispy and softly cooked bacon and wish there was a word for the glor...
Organized Chaos, Psychic Nonsense & Sugar Problems
Jan. 2, 2026

Organized Chaos, Psychic Nonsense & Sugar Problems

Could baskets be the magic cure for chaos, or are they just Lisa’s latest “organized pile” in disguise? Is buying bins truly the first step, or only wishful thinking before delegating the heavy lifting to an imaginary sidekic...
Public Scratching, Weather  Woes and Heated Debates
Dec. 26, 2025

Public Scratching, Weather Woes and Heated Debates

Should you scratch an itch in public, or are you with Lisa and Samantha in championing the “cross your legs and pray” maneuver? Are warning colors like Code Yellow and Code Orange making winter more dramatic than necessary, o...