Episodes
March 25, 2022
The Wheel Of Life!
Do you feel like you're a hamster on the wheel of life? Lisa has moved into the wheel and she can't stop it! Sam had an alarming interaction at Shoppers. The ladies are fired up and a petition is in the works to bring back G…
March 18, 2022
I Got The Magic In Me
Who do you think wants to be magical and make bridges disappear? Lisa claims to have the magic in her and will now be referred to as 'The Marvellous Lisa'. Sam has plans of her own that include ice, brooms, and rocks. Do you…
March 11, 2022
Problem Isn’t Poutine!
Lisa is standing up for poutine, and Sam wonders why people would send hate mail to Canadian restaurants that serve poutine. It's poutine, not Putin people! Sam might have a slight toothache, and Lisa decides to freak her ou…
March 4, 2022
Seems Un-Mannerly!
Lisa is paying Sam a compliment because it's World's compliment day. She believes that we have become un-mannerly, and Sam questions the validity of that word. Unfortunately, they soon realise that there are only two manners…
Feb. 25, 2022
We’re Over It!
Lisa is tired of the bullshit that's been happening over the past two years with the use of the name Karen. She wants to start a movement called the anti Karen Karen movement because we're so over it! How about we use all th…
Feb. 18, 2022
Condiment Hierarchy?
**Hey friends of the podcast, Sam had technical issues with her audio, so it sounds a bit off. She is working on getting it right for next week!
Yes, there is such a thing as condiment hierarchy! Nope, not condoms like Sam t…
Feb. 11, 2022
Meet Jerry!!
Lisa would like you all to meet Jerry, the kettlebell. He is her emotional support kettlebell, and he goes where she goes. Sorry fithoop your last week's news! She hasn't had a chocolate bar in two weeks, so could the water …
Feb. 4, 2022
Giddy Up Turtle!
Lisa is excited about Jonathan, the 190-year-old tortoise, but only because she wants to go for a ride! Giddy, up turtle! She sees herself straddling him and riding off into the sunset! Sam thinks all Jonathan is worried abo…
Jan. 28, 2022
Fast Walker?!
Lisa is determined to become a fast walker. She tries to keep up to those other fast walkers even though she has more of a sauntering pace! Cheating on her fitbit has occurred to her, and maybe she needs to analyse her strid…
Jan. 21, 2022
Wanna Wordle?
When Lisa asks, you 'wanna wordle,' you pray it's not something weird and just roll with it. She is obsessed with the new word game wordle and realises five letter words are totally in her wheelhouse! Lisa is widdling down t…
Jan. 14, 2022
Very Adulty Of Us!
Lisa wants to up her hydration and believes it would be very adulty of them to have a water bottle, which then Sam breaks the news; she's already got one! She then ponders is water, water? Huh? Would you eat a hotdog with fr…
Jan. 7, 2022
F**k It, I’ll Do Better Tomorrow!
Lisa rolls out a new motto for 2022; fuck it, I’ll do better tomorrow! It's kind of a little bit positive, and it makes you feel less like a loser who has already strayed from your new goals! Lisa has also managed to remain …
Dec. 31, 2021
Feel The Burn!
Lisa wants 2022 to be the year of 'feel the burn'! Yes, she wants to lose her muffin top, but all it makes Sam think of is 80's spandex! It gets worse! Lisa wants to use the tik tok 'fit hoop' to get that hourglass figure. …
Dec. 23, 2021
This Still Happens?
Please excuse our ignorance as we question why children are still being put on a stranger's knee at Christmas! Sam is thinking kids sit adjacent to Santa, but Lisa doesn't agree. She thinks it's odd that this still happens, …
Dec. 17, 2021
One Big Dilemma!
Sam poses a question: Should we know everything as adults? Lisa thinks being confident in your dollar store spices is a sign of being an adult, but Sam thinks it's knowing what balsamic vinegar is! Should you know how to mak…
Dec. 10, 2021
I Got The Gift!
Lisa claims she has the gift. She sees things and can predict the future. A dream wouldn't lie, would it? Sam believes this is simply the next step in her delusions but Lisa insists that she knew the weather was going to cha…
Dec. 3, 2021
Slow Eat, Quick Heat
The chip man cometh and has bestowed upon Lisa a chip flavour that has her claiming that its a slow eat but a quick heat! It tricks you into thinking it's just a slightly sweet all dressed chip but then bam, it hits you wit…
Nov. 26, 2021
Animal Up!
Lisa would now like to be known as 'The Butcher' and if you need an animal skinned, deboned or chopped up into steak she's your gal!! All that Sam can think about is Mike needs to get rid of this channel...now! Lisa wants a …
Nov. 19, 2021
Is It Ten Yet?
Lisa is not complaining about being off at 4pm but the drawback is she's ready for bed at 8pm!! She tired, besides everything is over and done by 8pm anyways! However, an early bed at their age doesn't seem right so they beg…
Nov. 12, 2021
Boom Baby Expansion?
You know that song, 'One thing leads to another', well that is how the Boom Baby Bakery and cafe got a DIY lounge! Yes, Lisa sees one post about how to repurpose a tackle box and thinks crafts with booze is the next big tren…
Nov. 5, 2021
The Butchered Bagel
Lisa needs a problem solved and it has to do with bagels. She likes some of them but feels pressured to like all of them. Sam does her best to walk Lisa through her angst but it goes in a different direction when they discus…
Oct. 29, 2021
Dear Buffet!
Sam thinks she might need a buffet in her life and that leads them to go down memory lane about the classy, trashy, and fancy buffets! It was always about the many options of food all brought together in one place! However,…
Oct. 22, 2021
Swallow or Spit?
It's been a bit of a week for Lisa having the difficult decision to swallow or spit...her scalding coffee! I bet you thought it was something different, Sam did! Lisa claims it was so hot it hurt her heart! Sam is holding he…
Oct. 15, 2021
They Seem Too Booty!
Lisa is having all types of issues with her winter wardrobe but her boots being too booty, well that just makes no sense! Sam gets corrected on how she is pronouncing booty and Lisa feels Sam is part of her boot problem. Wha…