Episodes
Sept. 30, 2022
Road Map Of Nastiness!
Sometimes you see things you just can't unsee, like a soiled mattress. Lisa claims, no one needs to see your roadmap of nastiness! The fakefan is either on strike or she's retiring! The nice weather has encouraged people to bare gnarly feet and those...
Sept. 23, 2022
One Chip Challenge?
Lisa is trying to convince Sam that they should be adventurous and do the One Chip Challenge. That is hard no from Sam and a will be trying it from Lisa. Sam fears for her stomach, tongue and all the body parts that would be injured by eating the Paq...
Sept. 16, 2022
She’s Gone!
Lisa's week was a bit tougher with the passing of the Queen. She received so many messages of condolences which prompted her to remind everyone she's not related to the Queen. In typical HHG fashion she was late to the Queen's “pretty cool” party. Th...
Sept. 9, 2022
Rub A Dub Dub
Let's take a step back into the 70's and remember a time where the soap, washcloth and bath water was communal. Rub a dub dub in the tub takes on a whole new meaning! Thanks for the visual Lisa! Sam is excited about a new Prime show and Lisa wants a ...
Sept. 2, 2022
Flying Cheap!
Is flying cheap really leisurely or is it a nightmare waiting to happen! The ladies are envisioning benches and parachutes with the new airliner Canadian Jetliner. Will they be better or just add to the chaos? Lisa is remembering Princess Diana and S...
Aug. 26, 2022
Was It That Funny?
Have we overused the smiley crying face emoji because was the text really that funny? Do emojis help us lie to each other and have they replaced the dot dot dot? Lisa's scale says she's amazing and Sam is giving herself a high five in the mirror. The...
Aug. 19, 2022
It’s An Observation!
Judgement abounds this episode as Lisa starts in on men who wear sockettes, murses, leggings and butt cracks! She claims its just an observation but is it really? When did planes start judging plus size people and why are those who fly so disorganise...
Aug. 12, 2022
Those 70’s Moms!
Was your Mom a ‘go to your room’ Mom? Did you have one of those 70's Moms that knew how to use her slipper effectively? Sam is talking to herself at the grocery store, again! Lisa had a fantastic black pant day and she may be getting curious about le...
Aug. 5, 2022
Why So Defensive?
Lisa is suggesting that they are in their tea years. Sam is feeling defensive about that statement and declares it to be ageist! Do you have the Blue Jay blues like Lisa? Would you prefer heat or humidity and how’s your weenus? Who knew a tik tok abo...
July 29, 2022
Fake Fan’s On Notice!
The Fake Fan (aka Sam) has been put on notice! According to Lisa the fake fan is a really really shitty fake fan. Lisa is not feeling supported and all she wants is a message with a cheerful hashtag! Sam will reread the job description and see what s...
July 22, 2022
You’re So Screwed!!
Lisa wants to be a team player at work so after declining yoga she says yes to a monthly book club. She doesn't read, wants Sam to read for her and report back. That would be a hard no from Sam. Lisa is so screwed! Can someone get too much sun and is...
July 15, 2022
Can I Potter?
Lisa asks the question, can we potter? Will the hand eye coordination deter her or will she just get bored? Lisa would like to build a cup but needs it to be a quick version of pottering! What is the perfect breakfast and does it involve a hash brown...
July 8, 2022
Will They Survive?
The ladies are days away from their lake vacation and the concern is will they survive? What will drive them crazy, will Sam pay attention to the KD lesson and will the three games at the lake be enough? Lisa is requesting kabobs be bought but will h...
July 1, 2022
When’s The Fire Done?
Why has there never been a bonfire while at the lake? Is it because of the bugs, the heat or just plain laziness or could it be because Lisa would obsess over it because no one can answer, when's a fire done! Sam is back from her vacay and has words ...
June 24, 2022
Who’s A Pretty Girl?
Do you start your day with a morning mantra? Lisa says 'who's a pretty girl' and it's really improving her mornings! Lisa feels food prepared by others helps us but hurts others. There are even rules to shopping for food prepared by others. What! Wha...
June 17, 2022
Naughty Muffins!
Do muffins ever trump a donut? Are they the work of the devil because muffins hide their naughtiness? So much to unpack here! Lisa has conflicting thoughts about the Top Gun movie. Did you have an Easy Bake Oven as a kid? How would you feel about hav...
June 10, 2022
You’d Drive Me Nuts
The ladies are shipwrecked on an island, who is driving who nuts first? Will the chatterbox who doesn't sleep end up on the other side of the island, maybe. Sam was shamed by her humming dental hygienist. Did you just have a blunch? What do you get w...
June 3, 2022
Working The Corner!
If you were musically inclined would you busk for money? Lisa thinks her and her recorder could crank out a few bucks. Better yet let's throw in a triangle, tambourine and a cowbell for some added zest! What one word do you use when you want the conv...
May 27, 2022
Since Sliced Bread?
Lame ass phrases like 'best thing since sliced bread,' gets Lisa cauliflower mad! Has the bar been set to low, has Lisa offended those who think sliced bread is a big deal? Sam watched Master Chef Junior and wondered how come she only got to make can...
May 20, 2022
Afternoon Delight!!
Why don't we have high tea like the British? Who says it has to be tea, what's wrong with coffee? Lisa is only in it for the snacks and wants to rename it afternoon delights! Get your mind outta the gutter! What is more important to control, guns or ...
May 13, 2022
I Hate You Already!
I hate you already just thinking about it! Who do you think said that Lisa or Sam? What do you think they were talking about, would you believe it was about tenting. Lisa is looking for a new Tuesday show to make her cry. Sam can't stand foodle and L...
May 6, 2022
Golfer’s We Ain’t!
Lisa needs a ball picker and Sam is not volunteering for that job! Get your mind out of the gutter, they are talking about golf! Sam has suggested they take up golf as a lovely summer sport but Lisa claims 'Golfers We Ain't'! Instead Lisa wants to bu...
April 29, 2022
The Friendly Gnome
Hi friends of the podcast! We had some technical difficulties with this episode but it's still a good one! Happy listening!!
If you were a Gnome would you be friendly? Lisa just wants them to smile and Sam thinks they need a name tag...Hello my name ...
April 22, 2022
Like Raising A Baby?
Someone became a plant mom! Yes, Sam has a new succulent and Lisa deems it the perfect plant. It needs nothing and she doesn't have to give anything back! Not quite like raising a baby, if only God had considered Lisa's take on child rearing! What's ...